
Through his eyes chapter 4(At a random clothing store)Through his eyes chapter 4 by Kanglovesme
Rick: I think that she really likes me
Morty: Oh yeah? What makes you say that?
Rick: Well she kissed me
Morty: You're kissing? Wait a minute Rick. You're in no condition in a relationship.
Rick: Pfft don't be so negative Morty.
Morty: What do you mean, negative? Wait a minute. I'm not negative.
Rick: (Looks at mirror) So, what do ya think?
Morty: Couldn't find one with a parakeet on it? it's nice. it's nice.
Rick: You know, Morty, I'm starting to believe in fate. My babies, being in love a compatible woman. l think it's all part of a design. Maybe l should see a psychic.
Morty: Psychiatrist. We should both see him.
Rick: l hate my body.
Akita Neru: Looking prosperous there.
Rick: The pants are loose in the waist.
Akita Neru: l could take them in.
Morty: Better leave room to grow.
Rick: That's a good idea.
Akita Neru: That's the spirit! I'll cuff 'em for you.
Rick: Ok
(Outside of the store)
Morty: What?
Rick: My babies kicked again
Morty: Really?
Rick

Through his eyes chapter 3(10 weeks later)Through his eyes chapter 3 by Kanglovesme
Luka: Well it looks like you are at 21 weeks so far. let's see how your babies are doing
Rick: Wait am i having twins?
Luka: Why yes you are (gives rick a ultrasound)Oh i just noticed i saw some hands and feet.And i also noticed a bead a pearl. I'm thinking those are the spines. OMG i just saw some heads.You gotta listen to this!
(Heart sound of the babies starts beating)
Luka: That's the heartbeat
Rick: It's so fast
Luka: 140 beats per minute. Perfectly normal. In fact the mom's also the dad.
(meanwhile at the house)
Rick: (Talks to Morty on the phone) Morty I'm not whining. it's just that you said you'd be home later at six o clock. The spaghetti is ready and the noodle will be soft in 5 minutes. Well fine come home whenever you want.
(Doorbell ring)
Rick: Oh Alex
Alex: Yes it's me. I've got you something.
Rick: (Opens the box) Um what do those cute things do?
Alex: Push the button and find out.
Rick: (Pushes the button and chibi versions of hatsune miku,len kagamine

If my rick and morty oc alex met maddie(Maddie is minding her own business while listening to the wiggles)If my rick and morty oc alex met maddie by Kanglovesme
Alex: So uh hey Maddie
Maddie: Yeah?
Alex: I don't think you should be listening to wiggles
Maddie: Why not?
Alex: Because that band is for babies,preschoolers and toddlers.Here why don't we listen to some Evanescence? Amy is a good singer.
Maddie: Why do i want to listen to that?
Alex: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Maddie: (Cries)

NOTE: I'VE TAKEN PSYCHOLOGY FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS I KNOW KNOWLEDGE ESPECIALLY ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUT IF YOU ARE GONNA BE LIKE THIS THAN I HAVE NO CHOICE OF BEING A TOTAL ASS TO YOU. IM NOT HERE TO BULLY IM HERE CAUSE IM STANDING UP FOR MY FRIEND AND GIVING YOU A PIECE OF MY FUCKING DAMN MIND!! SO YOU BETTER LISTEN OR ILL MAKE YOU LISTEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT! DON'T GIVE ME CHILDISH RESPONSES DON'T GIVE ME CRAP YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS I WONT TAKE THIS BITCHINESS FROM A LITTLE KID. ESPECIALLY ONE WITH A FUCKING PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE THROWN TO A GOD DAMN WALL FOR HER IGNORANCE. SPAMM THIS AND YOU WILL SEE THIS ALL THE TIME. I WILL NEVER GO AWAY UNTIL YOU GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL!!! IM A NICE PERSON IN GENERAL BUT LIKE I TOLD SOS, YOU YOU'RE A BITCH TO ME, YOU WISH YOU NEVER MET ME.
I heard that you made my little cuddly friend
cry. Here's some logic that you must know about true and real depression that he was going through.
Major depression is a mood state that goes well beyond temporarily feeling sad or blue. It is a serious medical illness that affects one’s thoughts, feelings, behavior, mood and physical health. Depression is a life-long condition in which periods of wellness alternate with recurrences of illness. Some Espurs may only have one episode of depression in a lifetime, but often Pokemon Especially Espurrs have recurrent episodes. More than one-half of Espurrs who experience a first episode of depression will have at least one other episode during his/her lifetime. Some Espurrs may have several episodes in the course of a year, and others may have ongoing symptoms. If untreated, episodes commonly last anywhere from a few months to many years. This is what Espurr had you don't know what he had to deal with. He had a good life until that happened to him! He got so depressed and he didn't get it treated and now he's severely depressed.
Espurrs with depression have these symptoms and if they have more than 5 they need medical help attention right away.
Difficulty with relationships.
Increased irritability, anger or hostility.
Extreme sensitivity to rejection or failure.
Low self-esteem and guilt.
Social isolation, poor communication.
Persistent boredom; low energy.
Hopelessness.
Decreased interest in activities; or inability to enjoy previously favorite activities.
Frequent sadness, tearfulness, crying.
Frequent complaints of physical illnesses such as headaches and stomachaches.
Frequent absences from school or poor performance in school.
Poor concentration.
A major change in eating and/or sleeping patterns.
Talk of or efforts to run away from home.
Thoughts or expressions or self-destructive behavior.
Now I hate seeing Espurr cry and you should apologize to him. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON SHOULD!
NOW let's talk about the true meaning of friendship or I should say F-U-N. Since I know that you don't know anything cause of the thick skull that you have of a retard brick wall. I'm gonna explain to you about that true friendship is.
WHAT DRAWS PEOPLE TOGETHER AS FRIENDS?
Common interests. This probably ties us closer to our friends than many would like to admit. When our interests diverge and we can find nothing to enjoy jointly, time spent together tends to rapidly diminish. Not that we can't still care deeply about friends with whom we no longer share common interests, but it's probably uncommon for such friends to interact on a regular basis.
History. Nothing ties people together, even people with little in common, than having gone through the same difficult experience. As the sole glue to keep friendships whole in the long run, however, it often dries, cracks, and ultimately fails.
Common values. Though not necessarily enough to create a friendship, if values are too divergent, it's difficult for a friendship to thrive.
Equality. If one friend needs the support of the other on a consistent basis such that the person depended upon receives no benefit other than the opportunity to support and encourage, while the relationship may be significant and valuable, it can't be said to define a true friendship.
WHAT MAKES A FRIEND WORTHY OF THE NAME?
A commitment to your HAPPINESS A true friend is consistently willing to put your happiness before your friendship. It's said that "good advice grates on the ear," but a true friend won't refrain from telling you something you don't want to hear, something that may even risk fracturing the friendship, if hearing it lies in your best interest. A true friend will not lack the mercy to correct you when you're wrong. A true friend will confront you with your drinking problem as quickly as inform you about a malignant-looking skin lesion on your back that you can't see yourself.
Not asking you to place the friendship before your principles. A true friend won't ask you to compromise your principles in the name of your friendship or anything else. Ever.
A good influence. A true friend inspires you to live up
HOW TO ATTRACT FRIENDS
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND START LOOKING FOR FRIENDS GOD DAMN IT!!!
Now what I think you have. I wrote in one of my recent journals about your behavior and I was talking to debu about you. This is what I think about you, this is the exact quote I wrote to her
"I've taken Psychology for 5 years and I can tell you she might have a borderline personality disorder. It's nothing like bi polar. It's when a person with no trusting and not knowing whats consequences. Someone that can't really trust people outside only herself and what's right to that person. They tend to be inflexible, rigid, and unable to respond to the changes and demands of life. Although they feel that their behavior patterns are “normal” or “right,” people with personality disorders tend to have a narrow view of the world and find it difficult to participate in social activities. Personality disorders are usually recognizable by adolescence or earlier, continue throughout adulthood, and become less obvious throughout middle age.
So that's what I think she has. It can be treated, not cured. But help definitely cause she can actually hurt people with that kind of behavioral acting that shes doing. I don't even want to know about her family life I can tell just by the "threatening" and "wishing people to die". "
So yeah you need to step it up and get some help or someone try to at least help you I can't stand my friends on here getting hurt cause their former friend or there just crying their ass off or feeling really bad about them selves cause of your behavior and your god damn acting! Now I know you don't like when I give you comments like this I know you don't like me, well that's fine cause we all can't please everyone can we? Block me and Spamm. DO YOU WORST I WILL ALWAYS HAVE COME BACKS. I DONT DEAL WITH PEOPLE THAT HURT MY FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM CRY YOU DUMB FUCKER!!!!
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P.S. Just imagine Calliou saying this to you Adorable Girl Anime Emoji (Double kawaii wink) V6